April 2012
March 2012
Me: Can i have your babies?
Justin Bieber: ....What?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
Justin Bieber: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
Justin Bieber: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Justin Bieber: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
